Thank you Mr. Mulayam  Singh Yadav, Ex Chief Minister of UP for once again giving the whole world a reason to doubt about the existence of grey cells in the people of UP . Well having elected you, our leader three times ,we must surely believe that you represent us better than anyone else (maybe Mayawati is the only good competitor). Your latest manifesto for the Lok Sabha election 2009 which wishes to ban computers , English , stock trading , use of machinery in agriculture etc . is surely unique and interesting . You should at least be applauded for not being repetitive and boring like the other parties. But somehow it has become the latest joke all over and that too on our expense .Then stuff like this is not unexpected from you. In your previous regime you successfully demolished the credibility of UP Boards by allowing self center examinations.It seems you have lost the map and are confused between forward and backward directions .I dare to wonder if this is the reason why UP is ranked #1 in the least developed states(some people might disagree on that but who cares for the number game right ? we are surely up there ). I don’t understand how banning computers and English studies will help cope unemployment but then what do I know about governing the biggest state of the country (thrice ). I don’t know what really happened when you were the defense minister of India but am sure you must have insisted on Indian soldiers fighting with bow and arrows. Sir I am not picking on you but you have really stood above the crowd this time. I am tired of seeing my state as the land of ram mandir dispute .I am tired of seeing Rahul Gandhi have meals with people below poverty line , I am also tired of celebrating mayawati’s birthday on such grand scale just because she belongs to a certain caste. I am tired of having no one worthy enough to choose. So much for the largest democracy of the world . So much for  the right to vote. So much for Aamir’s campaign of ‘SACHE KO CHUNE , ACHE KO CHUNE ‘. This will be my first vote in the lok sabha election and I wonder what are the prospects of it bring any CHANGE. Surely the prospects aren’t very bright .